You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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