It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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