i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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