did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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