Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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