god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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