Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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