i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i drank out of a bidet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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