yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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