in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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