ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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