I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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