Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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