This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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