The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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