if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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