So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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