only if we run a train.
done.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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