i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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