awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Someone shit on the floor
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I am one with the molecules
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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