Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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