But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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