My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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