I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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