So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
is that a dick in a sweater?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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