We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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