..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
nutella sex= disaster
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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