i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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