This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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