it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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