just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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