Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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