dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You're a waste of cheezeits
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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