Do you still have your period?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need to sanitize my soul.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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