dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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