Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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