I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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