is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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