I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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