If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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