what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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