i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They have beer where we have blood.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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