: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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