i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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