i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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