when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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