im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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