I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He passed out mid-signature
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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