I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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