super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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