Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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