She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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