So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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