How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Randomize
